{"id":32846,"date":"2015-06-22T09:10:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T07:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/oh-pedro-la-tienes-tan-grande\/"},"modified":"2015-06-22T09:10:25","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T07:10:25","slug":"oh-pedro-la-tienes-tan-grande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/es\/oh-pedro-la-tienes-tan-grande\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Oh, Pedro! \u00a1 La tienes tan grande!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-32845\" alt=\"larga\" height=\"553\" width=\"488\" src=\"https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/larga.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/larga.jpg 488w, https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/larga-265x300.jpg 265w, https:\/\/nabarralde.eus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/larga-371x420.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Estimado, o no, Pedro:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a1Qu\u00e9 tama\u00f1o! \u00a1Vaya proporciones! \u00a1La tienes muy, pero que muy grande! No me extra\u00f1a que presumas tanto de ella y que hayas hecho p\u00fablico su tama\u00f1o. Ahora ser\u00e1s la envidia de Pablo Iglesias, de Rajoy\u2026 \u00a1hasta de Soraya! Estoy seguro que ni ella habr\u00e1 visto una tan grande.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Supongo que ya le habr\u00e1s enviado un WhatsApp a Rajoy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00bfHas visto, Mariano? T\u00fa no la tienes tan grande.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Se habr\u00e1 quedado mudo\u2026 m\u00e1s todav\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Es bueno que un hombre de estado la tenga tan grande. Si alg\u00fan d\u00eda eres presidente del gobierno, podr\u00e1s presumir de ella cuando viajes. S\u00f3lo pienso en la cara de Merkel cuando te la vea y me entra un no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9. Sie haben gro\u00dfe!, o algo parecido, te dir\u00e1. No te extra\u00f1es si te mira raro cuando se coma un frankfurt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Y es que nunca hab\u00eda visto una\u2026 uf, no s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo decirlo\u2026 una\u2026 \u00a1Vamos, que la tienes enorme! No hagas caso a aquellos que dicen que el tama\u00f1o no importa. Lo dicen los que la tienen peque\u00f1a. Si quieres votantes, necesitas una as\u00ed, o m\u00e1s grande a\u00fan. Porque, mientras est\u00e9n mir\u00e1ndola, no tendr\u00e1n tiempo de leer tu programa y darse cuenta que es m\u00e1s de lo mismo. Intenta utilizarla como elemento de distracci\u00f3n. S\u00e1cala cuando tengas ocasi\u00f3n. La gente abrir\u00e1 la boca sorprendida. Y es que es m\u00e1s grande que la de Mas. Es brutal, desproporcionada\u2026 Se te ve el cuerpo tan peque\u00f1ito que los ojos s\u00f3lo se dirigen a semejante\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Uah!!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1No s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo definirla!!! \u00bfTonter\u00eda? \u00a1Eso! Tienes la tonter\u00eda tan grande que cualquiera dir\u00eda que eres uno de esos nacionalistas a los que criticas por presumir de s\u00edmbolos identitarios. Porque t\u00fa no eres nacionalista, \u00bfno? Y muy republicano, tambi\u00e9n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/societatanonima.wordpress.com\/2015\/06\/21\/oh-pedro-la-tienes-tan-grande\/\">\u00a1Oh, Pedro! \u00a1La tienes tan&nbsp;grande!<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estimado, o no, Pedro: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 tama\u00f1o! \u00a1Vaya proporciones! \u00a1La tienes muy, pero que muy grande! No me extra\u00f1a que presumas tanto de ella y que hayas hecho p\u00fablico su tama\u00f1o. Ahora ser\u00e1s la envidia de Pablo Iglesias, de Rajoy\u2026 \u00a1hasta de Soraya! Estoy seguro que ni ella habr\u00e1 visto una tan grande. 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